Beaterator: Humiliating Timbaland’s Son Since 2006

For a man who claims to be the next Mozart, Timbaland seems to be unsuccessful in impressing his own progeny with his rhymes. But with lines like “Break it down, do somethin’/Somethin’ somethin’ somethin’ somethin’,” how can you lose?

Beaterator, now out for the PSP and iPhone, is the long-awaited collaboration between the now Internet-infamous producer and Rockstar Games. And by “long-awaited,” we mean long — it’s been over 2 years since Rockstar announced they were remaking their original web app released in 2005.

Timbaland, by the way, is the same person who said that stealing tracks from demoscene artists doesn’t matter because “it’s from a video game, idiot.” I guess he won’t mind when we idiots don’t buy his video game then.